PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cart